he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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