fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You can't just leave with hair like that
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
