I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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