Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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