He kissed a someone with a penis
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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