how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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