I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
