I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
only if we run a train.
done.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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