well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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