The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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