i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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