I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
how does that bad decision feel?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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