Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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