what if I'm pregnant?
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Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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