5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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