Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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