i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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