How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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