There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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