he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You have to summon your inner elephant
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
