the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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