Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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