We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize