white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
