im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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