never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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