ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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