he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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