Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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