I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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