Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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