Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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