I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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