its not stalking. its research.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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