Umm I'm too high to move.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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