that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
i believe in u and ur pee
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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