I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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