this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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