i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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