I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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