My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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