yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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