I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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