Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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