I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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