Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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