He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
you never un-have a 4some
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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