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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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