Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You have to summon your inner elephant
whose parrot is this?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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