All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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