spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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