He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
