the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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